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Total Medals Earned: 175 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,010 Points

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4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 5/17/10
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Locked Medal Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken Unlocked 5/17/10
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Locked Medal Chuck Norris 10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy Unlocked 5/17/10
25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it Unlocked 5/17/10
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene Unlocked 5/17/10
25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Locked Medal Dark Link's Milk 50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song Unlocked 5/17/10
100 Points Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (185/250 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points Mid-air axe death
Locked Medal Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Locked Medal Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Locked Medal Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Locked Medal Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Locked Medal Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Locked Medal Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Locked Medal Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Locked Medal Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Locked Medal Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Locked Medal Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Locked Medal Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Locked Medal Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Locked Medal Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Locked Medal Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Locked Medal Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Locked Medal Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Locked Medal Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Locked Medal Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Locked Medal Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Locked Medal The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Locked Medal ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Locked Medal Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Locked Medal Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Locked Medal Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Locked Medal Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Armored Ashura

Henshin Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
Comboist Unlocked 9/3/09
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Locked Medal Coming Home 25 Points End the game.
Locked Medal Greedy Ashura 50 Points Score more than 200K
Locked Medal Ashura Master 100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Locked Medal Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Locked Medal Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head Unlocked 10/4/09
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy Unlocked 10/4/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Locked Medal Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (350/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Locked Medal Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Locked Medal Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Locked Medal Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Locked Medal Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Locked Medal Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Locked Medal Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Locked Medal Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Locked Medal Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/14/09
5 Points Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 11/4/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 11/4/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Locked Medal Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer Unlocked 11/4/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher Unlocked 11/4/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Locked Medal Tutorial Smasher 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Locked Medal Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Locked Medal Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Locked Medal No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Locked Medal Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Locked Medal I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/285 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Medals Earned: 11/13 (135/155 points)

Dragon Boy

Locked Medal Stone Flinger 10 Points Slay Goliath
Big Foot Unlocked 11/6/09
25 Points Find a rare item.
Locked Medal Enter the Dragon 50 Points Raise a full-grown dragon.
Locked Medal Merlin's Apprentice 50 Points Max our your magic abilities.
Locked Medal Dragon Lord 100 Points Defeat Hard Mode!
Locked Medal Dragon Master 100 Points Defeat the game!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/335 points)